Rene Gramonte, February 12 2010
A man finally got his viagra prescription and tries it out as soon as he gets home; takes one pill and waits for his wife to come home from work. Unfortunately, he left the viagra package open and his pet parrot eats all the pills!
Seeing what happened and panicking, the man grabs the bird and shakes it upside down. Just then, his wife was coming in and his viagra was starting to take effect. W/o thinking, he stuffs his parrot in the fridge freezer to cool off and he goes to the bedroom to make love to his wife.
After three hours, he suddenly remembers the parrot and runs to the fridge.He opens it and there's the bird sweating and panting heavily.
"What happened?" he asked. "You've been there for 3 hours and not only are you alive but you're sweating like hell!"
The parrot pants "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs on a frozen chicken?"